Ma Luscious and her little band of thespians (actors, that is) have purchased three train tickets to the west. The brave little troupe settles in the wild and wooly town of Timberwolf to find their fortunes and a new life. Lucifer P. Bogus, a villain as bad as villains get, is anxious to get one greedy hand on their property to open a den if inequity. His other slimy paw is slowly creeping towards lovely Merry Luscious. Their only hope is handsome actor and playwright Simon Neal. Will Simon be able to save the day before Lucifer has his way?