Evil mill manager Beau Bonik is after the promotion of a life time in the city of Excellence. All he needs to impress the big boss is the perfect bride. He decides to make one from scratch with Millie Sweetgum. He employs the greedy Nora Snaggle, head mistress of Polly Hester’s School for Young Women, to turn Millie into a refined and willing bride. Will handsome and hard working delivery man Ted Able be able to save the love of his life and still catch his dream graduating from the Institute of Grocery Store Technology?